Archives for category: bigger problems

First off, I would like to take example (A) to illustrate my point:

Not only is it disgusting that this photo was saved as “Squat1” when i downloaded it, but I think there’s far more to it then a misused athletic stretch that the commercial rap world (or any sane human being) is ready to handle.

  1. Her choice of sitting but spread leg stance highlights the bulging, clumpy matter known as her things. Also, if you stare long enough she starts to look like a chicken.
  2. Yes, we get it, you’re a female in the rap game and that’s hard and whatever. Nicki had somewhat of a more pleasant sound when we first noticed her commercial success in “Bedrock” – sounding more like a cute west coast pop star than the degenerate ghetto mess we now know. Up until we heard “let me put this pussy on your sideburns”. Ew? How big is your vagina and what are you doing with guys with sideburns?
  3. Back to the “cute girl” thing. Nicki, you can’t have it all. You can’t turn tricks on the streets of Queens and then sing in this cute little voice that little white girls love, but then mislead them with your beastly lyrics and make the white girls throw up all over the help while they’re in the middle of a private equestrian lesson. Please have some discretion.

Nicki Minaj is one of the first successful female rappers we have seen in a while. But please, Lauren Hill is rolling over in her metaphorical grave. Just because everything Lil Wayne touches turns to gold doesn’t make you sexy. It just means you’re catchy and your voice isn’t as scary as Trina’s (allowing for said commercial success) and you’re on YOUNG MONEY RECORDS for Christs sake. But whatever. Nicki has a few words on her image as a “sex symbol”.

I think now I’m kind of proving myself, but before, people thought I was more of a sex symbol or wannabe sex symbol. That’s why I make the goofiest faces; I don’t want people to think I’m up here trying to be cute. I’m trying to entertain, and entertaining is more than exuding sex appeal. I don’t think that’s fun. I don’t find it fun watching someone trying to be sexy. It’s wack. I’m trying to just show my true personality, and I think that means more than anything else. I think when personality is at the forefront, it’s not about male or female, it’s just about, ‘Who is this weird character?'”

Yes, that is what Nicki Minaj exudes while she poses squat on her floor with her private parts splayed out for the world to see – she’s just being fun and playful ya’ll!!!!! Nicki Minaj has also begun appearances at children’s birthday parties to promote her rap career.

But despite whatever inappropriate definition Minaj has for fun, I have to give her credit. There are virtually no popular female rappers that have come out in 2010. The last era of female hip hop was most popular when Queen Latifa was around, far before she set her sights on world domination and was solely focused on putting out good music. And I’m all about women empowerment and all. It’s great that Nicki has made it and has tons of money and can finally move her mom out of Queens and afford to distance herself from her abusive father. That is fucking fantastic. But when I’m trying to listen to Drake, I don’t want to hear that you preform sexual intercourse so well that some men may confuse your vagina with a jacuzzi. One, that’s just confusing, and two, I can’t be bothered with such visual images. I have enough going on right now with the oil spill and the slow loris arriving on US soil (finally!) that I don’t need to constantly hear the word pussy in every song. It’s startling. And upsetting.

"Say some sex shit like wetter than jacuzzi bitches" - Minaj, Baddest Bitch

My final words: Nicki, I’m really happy that you’ve made it. But honestly everything about you just grosses me out a little too much to allow me to fully enjoy your success. Just watch out for loose bolts next time you’re hungry on the Young Money World Tour.


Here are some facts and charts I feel are relevant to my lifestyle:

…but no one really cares, do they? Here are more pictures of some girls you wish you were:

i’ve heard some commentary that this photo would be better if that girl wasn’t black but i believe that may be a touch racist.

nonchalant expression + nonprescription glasses = apathetic false intellect

nothing like a little naked suicide to reaffirm your love for human existence

a note about photo credit:

despite the legal issues surrounding copyrighted photographs, i don’t really know where my pictures came from. Blogs, unofficial photo websites, mostly more blogs. What I can say is the sources of my pictures are most likely not the original. If you are the artist of one of these photos, congratulations on being featured on our website!

some things are more important

Inappropriate vs. Appropriate

he can do whatever he wants

when not to wear sunglasses

It’s like an “evil genius”, except there are more than one of us.

Hence, we are Geni. Or, so as the pronunciation is not confused with ‘a being that grants wishes’, it can be clarified as “Gene-Eye”.

Get it?