Everyday, or as often as I am bored enough to do it, there will be a post on a word I deem ridiculous.  I’ll start at the beginning of the alphabet today.

abibliophobia – the fear of running out of reading material.

Really?  How is there even a word designated for these weirdos.  I’ve done some research, and one random guy that I may or may not have made up for this post, estimates that there are over 3 billion books in the world.  Books are big, and there are billions of them.  How stupid do you have to be to think you would ever run out of them? Have you ever held a book like the Count of Monte Cristo?  It’s enormous.

Let’s just say that if anyone ever tells me that they are an “abibliophobe”

I will trip them, tell them they’re stupid and skip away laughing (I picture myself with an ice cream cone in this dream).

Moral of the story is that people who think they are smart because they like to read and want to read everything, are really just idiots with irrational fears.  If you are reading this and you are an abibliophobe, I hope you realize immediately realize how stupid you are and go kill yourself…

I now leave you with a daily, equally ridiculous rap lyric.  Today, it’s Chingy’s “Balla Baby”: “I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian, Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian.”  What an idiot.

Clearly stupid, but I have trouble making as much fun of him cause at least he’s a baller.  And I guarantee all abibliophobes are losers.

Enjoy.Chingy Being a Baller